Democrat Description!

Lets face it, there are a lot of Democrats out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on her remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

24 cents short of a quarter.

A few bricks shy of a full load.


Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard said...

You just have to love Democrats -
just wished they used their brains!

Professor Howdy said...

Many years ago a friend of mine called Joe worked in the coal mines. He
would go to work early in the morning, go down the mine to the coal face
and do his eight hour stint, then come back to the surface to get ready
to come home. He followed this daily routine faithfully for years on
end, down the mine in the morning and up at the end of his shift. Down
then up, down then up.

One day whilst he was at the coal face he swung his pick ax and the
point went deep into a rock. He eventually managed to remove the pick ax
from the rock, and as he did so he was engulfed in a deluge of water. He
was absolutely drenched by the water, and his work mates remarked that
he looked about 10 years younger since the water had covered him. They
all tried to get soaked, and those that managed did indeed look 10 years
younger. He, and those of his friends who had managed to get covered by
the water, were thankful but they couldn't stop wondering why they had
only been made to look 10 years younger.

Why hadn't they been made to look 20 or 25 years younger than they
really were? It must be obvious that it was only a miner miracle.

Professor Howdy said...

Sad? Lonely? Worried?



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