Why are handcuffs like cheap souvenirs?
They're both two wrist traps.
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide
Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?
She had a pumpkin for a coach!
Why was the mosquito limping?
He went in through a screen door and strained himself.
What is the noisiest game?
Tennis - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
What vegetable should you never take on a boat?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're so pointless.