Husband & Wife Intimate Conversation!

After I applied for jobs at both 
a library and a shoe store, my 
UNC* Grad husband said he 
hoped that I'd get the one at 
the store. "It would be nice 
to have employee discounts
on shoes," he explained.

Then he added, "Of course, 

if you get the job at the library,
we'll get free books."

*Please see comments - 
additional comments on UNC!


Professor Howdy said...

UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.

Professor Howdy said...

'Thought & Humor' has been read in all 50 States,
all 230 Countries, 7 Continents, Oxford, Cambridge,
every Ivy League School & all major American
Universities including UNC!!!

Professor Howdy said...

Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:

1) Senate Dinosaurs
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring

Professor Howdy said...

Please note: If you see a UNC student
or liberal reading 'Thought & Humor',
please explain to them which is thought
& which is humor. They usually get it

Follow T&H!