We all fail sometimes. But there's
something about failing with style.
Here are some of the best test paper
blunders from the most clueless -
and inventive - of students at UNC.
* Classical Studies *
Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
* Biology *
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
* Classical Studies *
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
* Biology *
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death
* Biology *
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
* Religious Studies *
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony
* Physics *
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire
* Geography *
Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
* Geography *
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria
* Geography *
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse
* History *
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own
ReplyDeleteunderstanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will
make your paths straight. - Proverbs 3:5
But God showed His great love for us by sending Christ to die
for us while we were still sinners. - Romans 5:8