Heading down the interstate,
a UNC student passed through
a huge swarm of gnats so dense
that their bodies made popping
noises as they hit the windshield.
"I can't get over how loud they
are," she stated to her roommate
on her cell phone!
"Well, you are hitting them at 65
miles an hour," her roommate
"There's no way bugs can fly that
fast!" replied the driver!