The Assistant!

While auditing one of our departments, an assistant asked me what I was doing.

"Listing your assets," I told her.

"Oh," she* said. "Well, I have a good 

sense of humor and I make great lasagna."

* You may be surprised to learn - 
I know that we were - but this 
assistant votes Democrat in
every election!


Professor Howdy said...

Sad? Lonely? Worried?



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Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?

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