Monday

Husband Shopping!



A wife asked her UNC husband, 
"Honey, could you please run 
into the store and get a carton 
of milk, and if they have eggs, 
get a dozen."

A while later the husband 

returned with a case of quart 
milk cartons.

Staring incredulously at the 

12-pack case of milk, his wife 
asked, "Why did you buy so 
much milk?"

Her UNC husband said, 

"They had eggs."

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