UNC Grad's Doctor's Visit!
During his physical examination, a man's doctor asked him about his physical activity level.
He described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 4 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. Avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight NEHIs.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoors man!"
"No," he replied, "I'm just a crummy golfer".