In The Gutter!

"Do you remember first meeting your wife?" 

"Sure, I found Jill lying face down 
in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet 
and promised her that if she agreed 
to marry me, she would begin a new 
life and I'd never allow her near the 
gutter again." 

"Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she 
appreciates what you did for her." 

"Not really. Even though she stunk at it, 
Jill hated to give up bowling." 

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