"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"
"Sure, I found Jill lying face down
in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet
and promised her that if she agreed
to marry me, she would begin a new
life and I'd never allow her near the
"Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she
appreciates what you did for her."
"Not really. Even though she stunk at it,
Jill hated to give up bowling."