A new UNC Grad was late for work!
Then she discovered that she'd locked
her keys in the car. But the last straw
was learning that roadside service couldn't
get a locksmith to her for at least two hours.
Finally the guy showed, looking tired and annoyed.
As he struggled with her door, she joked,
"Do those Slim Jim tools come in purse-size?"
"Yeah," he muttered. "They're called keys."