A wife asked her UNC grad husband,
"Honey, could you please run to the
store and get a carton of milk, and
if they have eggs, get a dozen."
A while later the husband returned
with a case of quart milk cartons.
Staring incredulously at the 12-pack
case of milk, his wife asked, "Why
did you buy so much milk?"
Her husband said, "They had eggs."