UNC vs NCSU In Intelligence!
A State Student & a UNC Student go into a pastry shop. The UNC guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice.
The UNC guy says to the State Guy, "You see how clever we are at UNC? You State guys can never beat that!"
The State guy says to the UNC guy, "Watch this, any State guy is smarter Carolina dudes, and I'll prove it to you."
He says to the baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker, "Gimme another cookie for my magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. He eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, "OK ... so where is your famous magic trick?" The State guys says ...."Now look in the UNC guy's pocket!"