tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post2354465896595578252..comments2024-02-13T08:49:07.287-04:00Comments on 'Thought & Humor!': UNC Curtains!Professor Howdyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-43592790783714869942008-10-07T09:55:00.000-03:002008-10-07T09:55:00.000-03:00Obama Economics:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceM...Obama Economics:<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceMtvRjZkO0<BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceMtvRjZkO0" REL="nofollow"><B>Click Here</B></A><BR/><BR/>How the Democrats Created the Financial Crisis:<BR/>http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aSKSoiNbnQY0<BR/><A HREF="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aSKSoiNbnQY0" REL="nofollow"><B>Click Here</B></A>Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-13984919815658483472008-10-06T13:16:00.000-03:002008-10-06T13:16:00.000-03:00I was on an early morning flight into Pittsburgh. ...I was on an early morning flight into Pittsburgh. It's the kind where most <BR/>of the passengers are real veteran flyers, you know, like business people. <BR/>And wouldn't you know, we got one of those two-for-the-price-of-one <BR/>landings. Yeah, it's one of those bumpy, bouncy ones. You know? I mean, <BR/>even with the seasoned flyers aboard, that landing got everyone's heads out <BR/>of their papers and their briefcases - including mine. I couldn't wait to hear <BR/>what the flight attendant was going to say. And, fortunately, we got one of <BR/>the few that could show a sense of humor. He came on and said, "Ladies and <BR/>gentlemen, now that I have your attention, I'd like to make a few <BR/>announcements!" That's great! Believe me, after a landing like that, he had <BR/>our attention!<BR/><BR/>You may have been experiencing a few bumpy landings lately yourself. It <BR/>might be medical, or marital, economic, romantic, maybe it's parental issues <BR/>or relationship issues. You're wondering why things have been so rocky. <BR/>There could be many reasons, but we know that ultimately God is in charge <BR/>of things. So, why has He sent or allowed these bumpy landings? Could it <BR/>be He's trying to get your attention? Maybe if you could hear God's voice <BR/>audibly right now, you'd hear Him saying, "Now that I have your attention, <BR/>I'd like to make a few announcements."<BR/><BR/>One of King David's Psalms in the Old Testament is about how our bumpy <BR/>landings can serve as spiritual wakeup calls. In our word for today from the <BR/>Word of God in Psalm 32:1, he says, "Blessed is he whose transgressions are <BR/>forgiven, whose sins are covered...When I kept silent, my bones wasted away <BR/>through my groaning all day long. For day and night Your hand was heavy upon <BR/>me; my strength was sapped as in the heat of summer."<BR/><BR/>David says the best position you can be in in your life is to have all your <BR/>sins forgiven, your moral mistakes forgiven and cleaned up and to know <BR/>you're OK with God and that you have a new beginning. But he goes on <BR/>to say that he wasn't really dealing with the junk that was between him and <BR/>God until he hit some bumpy landings. Until he started hurting physically, <BR/>emotionally, until he felt God's heavy hand on him...until he was shot. <BR/>That's when God got his attention and showed him that he needed to <BR/>face his sin problem which was the ultimate cause of all his other problems.<BR/><BR/>It could be God is trying to make the same kind of announcement to you right <BR/>now. I hope that through your bumpy landings Jesus can finally get your <BR/>attention. His announcements? Well, things you might otherwise not have <BR/>listened to or considered. He's using the trouble to say to you things like, <BR/>"You are not enough, you need something lasting, you've tried it long enough <BR/>without Me, or I love you so much." And He stands ready to do for you what <BR/>you have needed and maybe avoided for years - to remove what's between <BR/>you and the God that you need so much.<BR/><BR/>Jesus can do that because He absorbed all the guilt and all the hell of all <BR/>your sin when He paid for it on the cross. And your bumpy landings may <BR/>be all to bring you to the place that you've missed all these years - that <BR/>cross where He loved you enough to die for you. All the journey of your life <BR/>has been to bring you to this moment where you could finally commit yourself <BR/>to the Savior you were made by, the Savior you were made for, the Savior who <BR/>loves you so very much. Then you will be able to say as King David did, <BR/>"Lord, You forgave the guilt of my sin."<BR/><BR/>If you've missed Jesus all these years, if you don't want to miss Him any <BR/>longer, you want to begin your personal relationship with Him, tell Him that <BR/>right now. And I'd invite you to check out our website sometime as soon as <BR/>you can today. It's YoursForLife.net. Because I've tried to lay out there <BR/>simply and non-religiously as I could how you can be sure you belong to <BR/>Jesus Christ. Or you can call and get the booklet that I wrote Yours For <BR/>Life toll free at 877-741-1200.<BR/><BR/>Your bumpy landings may have shaken up your life, but only so you would turn <BR/>your attention to the Son of God so He could finally bring you safely home.<BR/><BR/><BR/> To find out how you can begin a personal relationship with Jesus <BR/>Christ, please visit:<BR/><BR/> Yours for Life or call 1-888-966-7325.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/> <BR/><A HREF="http://www.yoursforlife.net/alpha/" REL="nofollow"><B>Click Here</B></A><BR/><A HREF="http://www.needhim.org/" REL="nofollow"><B>Click Here</B></A><BR/> <BR/><B><BR/>Wist u dat de God van u houdt?<BR/>Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?<BR/>Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?<BR/>Avete saputo che il dio li ama?<BR/>Você soube que o deus o ama?<BR/>¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama? </B><BR/><BR/>http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://everystudent.com/menus/intl.html" REL="nofollow"><B>Click Here</B></A><BR/><A HREF="http://www.everystudent.com/videoroom.php" REL="nofollow"><B>Click Here</B></A><BR/> <BR/><B><BR/>Beautiful Music With Pictures: </B><BR/> <BR/><A HREF="http://BeautifulMusicPics.notlong.com" REL="nofollow"><B>Click Here</B></A><BR/> <BR/><I>Last More than an hour!!!<BR/> <BR/></I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-16997417154834814242007-04-30T14:05:00.000-03:002007-04-30T14:05:00.000-03:00Hellooooooo!! enjoy them.I hope the hole is square...Hellooooooo!! enjoy them.<BR/>I hope the hole is square, this time!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-24421468284804559182007-04-30T11:41:00.000-03:002007-04-30T11:41:00.000-03:00A UNC student enters a store that sells curtains.S...A UNC student enters a store that sells curtains.<BR/>She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair<BR/>of pink curtains."<BR/><BR/>The salesman assures her that they have a large<BR/>selection of pink curtains. He shows her several<BR/>patterns, but the student seems to have a hard<BR/>time choosing.<BR/><BR/>Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.<BR/>The salesman then asks what size curtains<BR/>she needs.<BR/><BR/>The student promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."<BR/><BR/>"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman.<BR/>"That sounds very small -- what room are<BR/>they for?"<BR/><BR/>The student tells him that they aren't for a room,<BR/>but they are for her computer monitor.<BR/><BR/>The surprised salesman replies, "But miss,<BR/>computers do not need curtains!"<BR/><B><BR/>The UNC student says, "Hellllooooooooo? --<BR/>I've got Windoooooows?"<BR/><BR/></B>Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.com