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(Not amal...<B> <br />Your very own library<br /></B> <br /> <br /><A HREF="http://bible.crosswalk.com/" REL="nofollow"><B>Click Here</B></A> <br />(Not amalgamated with<I> 'Thought & Humor') <br /><br /></I>===============<br /><B> <br /><br />Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"<br />First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997 <br />Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture<br /></B> <br />===============<br /><B> <br />If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true<br />and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some<br />conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes<br />more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself<br />to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could<br />be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I<br />believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to<br />the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll<br /></B> <br /> <br />===============<br /><B> <br />There is simply no historic foundation for the position that the<br />Framers intended to build the 'wall of separation' that was<br />constitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall of separation be-<br />tween church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history,<br />a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging.<br />It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned. <br /> - - - Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, William Rehnquist<br /> <br /></B> <br />===============<br /><B> <br /> <br />In 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our form<br />of government, the Christian religion is the established religion,<br />and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed on<br />equal footing." Some 57 years later, after Congress was<br />petitioned to separate Christian principles from government,<br />in 1853 the House Judiciary Committee issued their formal<br />report, including these words: "In this age there is no substitute<br />for Christianity. This was the religion of the founders of the republic,<br />and they expected it to be the religion of their dependents. The<br />great vital, conservative elements in our system is the belief of<br />our people in the pure doctrines and divine truths of the gospel<br />of Jesus Christ." - - - Dr. Gerald Beavan<br /> <br /></B>Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-60016864426273972072007-10-17T11:11:00.000-03:002007-10-17T11:11:00.000-03:00UNC* History Review.Lesson 1. Ancient Egypt was in...UNC* History Review<BR/>.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Lesson 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they<BR/>all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The<BR/>climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to<BR/>live elsewhere.<BR/><BR/>2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they<BR/>made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any<BR/>ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten<BR/>commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred<BR/>porcupines.<BR/><BR/>4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without<BR/>them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths.<BR/>A myth is a female moth.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around<BR/>giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from<BR/>an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career<BR/>suffered a dramatic decline.<BR/><BR/>6. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled<BR/>biscuits, and threw the java.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>7. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields<BR/>of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they<BR/>thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped<BR/>out: "Tee hee, Brutus."<BR/><BR/>8. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by<BR/>Bernard Shaw.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>________<BR/>*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.<BR/>Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:<BR/>B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.S. B.R.C.<BR/>(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898<BR/>for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were<BR/>unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher<BR/>learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.com