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I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's<BR/>and o's in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to<BR/>more than 10 people, you will have good luck but for only 10 people<BR/>you will only have OK luck and if you send it to fewer than 10<BR/>people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).<BR/><BR/>So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but<BR/>on the way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To<BR/>be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as<BR/>part of a gang initiation.<BR/><BR/>Send THIS to all the friends who send you their mail and you will<BR/>receive 4 green M&Ms -- if you don't, the owner of Proctor and<BR/>Gamble will report you to his Satanist friends and you will have<BR/>more bad luck: you will get sick from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in<BR/>your shampoo, your spouse will develop a skin rash from using the<BR/>antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your arms, and the U.S.<BR/>government will put a tax on your e-mails forever.<BR/><BR/>I know this is all true 'cause I read it on the Internet.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-71572202830585690482008-01-15T11:47:00.000-04:002008-01-15T11:47:00.000-04:00"I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever..."I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man.<BR/>All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to<BR/>us through this book." -- President Abraham Lincoln<BR/><BR/>"For we must consider that we shall be as a City upon a hill.<BR/>The eyes of all people are upon us. So that if we shall deal<BR/>falsely with our God in this work we have undertaken, and<BR/>so cause Him to withdraw his present help from us, we<BR/>shall be made a story and a byword throughout the world."<BR/>--John Winthrop, Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony, 1630<BR/><BR/>"America was born a Christian nation. America was born<BR/>to exemplify that devotion to the elements of righteousness,<BR/>which are derived from the revelations of Holy Scriptures.<BR/>Part of the destiny of Americans lies in their daily perusal<BR/>of this great book of revelations. That if they would see<BR/>America free and pure they will make their own spirits<BR/>free and pure by this baptism of the Holy Spirit."<BR/>--President Woodrow Wilson<BR/><BR/>"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this<BR/>great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians;<BR/>not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ. For this<BR/>very reason peoples of other faiths have been afforded asylum,<BR/>prosperity, and freedom of worship here."<BR/>--Patrick Henry, original member of the Continental CongressProfessor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-64247266023134753602008-01-15T11:46:00.000-04:002008-01-15T11:46:00.000-04:00You have the most funny stuff on here.You have the most funny <BR/>stuff on here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-66622028125022708532008-01-15T11:45:00.000-04:002008-01-15T11:45:00.000-04:00*After he recovered, he went toa real University i...*After he recovered, he went to<BR/>a real University in Raleigh & after<BR/>graduation he got a high paying<BR/>job where they WOULD miss<BR/>him immediately...Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.com