tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post410241156133345437..comments2024-02-13T08:49:07.287-04:00Comments on 'Thought & Humor!': Dr. Howdy Says:Professor Howdyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-18377207215043584532009-02-04T09:55:00.000-04:002009-02-04T09:55:00.000-04:00My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behi...My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behind a car<BR/>stopped on the shoulder of the highway. We got out and asked<BR/>the driver if we could help. No, he replied, there was no<BR/>trouble; he had just stopped to look at a map. When we turned<BR/>back, we noticed that his German shepherd had jumped in the<BR/>open passenger-side front window of our car.<BR/><BR/>"You may think there's no trouble," I smiled, "but your dog<BR/>obviously thinks he's done something wrong. He's in our patrol<BR/>car."<BR/><BR/>He laughed. "He probably thinks you've come to take him to<BR/>work," he replied. "He's a retired police dog."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-11349888129349164282007-06-25T12:48:00.000-03:002007-06-25T12:48:00.000-03:00When picking out a pet, keep in mind that to a dog...When picking out a pet, <BR/>keep in mind that to a dog,<BR/>you're family; to a cat, <BR/>you're staff.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-69872778710050446752007-06-25T12:47:00.000-03:002007-06-25T12:47:00.000-03:00After much urging by his wife, a UNC gradapplied f...After much urging by his wife, a UNC grad<BR/>applied for work on a farm. The foreman<BR/>decided to give him a try and told him to<BR/>milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and<BR/>a bucket.<BR/><BR/>An hour later, the grad returned dirty and<BR/>sweaty, the bucket in one hand and the broken<BR/>stool in the other.<BR/><BR/>"Extracting the milk was easy," he explained.<BR/>"The worst part was getting the cow to sit on<BR/>the stool!"Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.com