tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post4316795745470733775..comments2024-02-13T08:49:07.287-04:00Comments on 'Thought & Humor!': UNC Grad On A Train!Professor Howdyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-89497617400703406102011-11-11T15:38:37.880-04:002011-11-11T15:38:37.880-04:00Why are you downcast, O my soul? Why so disturbed ...Why are you downcast, O my soul? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise Him, my Savior and my God. – Psalm 42:5-6a<br /><br />Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! In His great mercy He has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead. - 1 Peter 1:3Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-2575081129091145142007-01-16T10:05:00.000-04:002007-01-16T10:05:00.000-04:00We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the Sen...We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the Senior Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. <br /> <br />"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." <br /> <br />"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. <br /> <br />"You mean I'd have to pay more for NOT taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. <br /> <br />"Yep" stated the waitress. <br /> <br />"I'll take the special," my wife replied.<br /> <br />"How do you want your eggs?" <br /> <br />"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. <br /> <br />She took the two eggs home.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-49358825013697765032007-01-16T10:02:00.000-04:002007-01-16T10:02:00.000-04:00OH MY HOW TRUE!!!!!
A is for apple, and B is for ...OH MY HOW TRUE!!!!! <br />A is for apple, and B is for Boat,<br />That used to be right, but now it won't float.<br />Age before beauty is what we once said,<br />But let's be a bit more realistic instead.<br /><br />Now, A's for arthritis;<br />B's the bad back,<br />C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac.<br />D is for dental decay and decline;<br />E is for eyesight, can't read that top line.<br /><br />F is for fissures and fluid retention,<br />G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.<br />H is high blood pressure -- I'd rather it low;<br />I for incisions with scars you can show.<br /><br />J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend.<br />K is for knees that crack when they bend.<br />L for libido, what happened to sex?<br />M is for memory, I forget! What comes next?<br /><br />N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;<br />O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!<br />P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,<br />Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new.<br /><br />Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?<br />R for reflux, one meal turns to two.<br />S for sleepless nights, counting my fears.<br />T for tinnitus; there's bells in my ears.<br /><br />U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;<br />V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy" you know.<br />W is for worry, NOW what's going round?<br />X is for X-ray, and what might be found.<br /><br />Y is another year I'm left here behind,<br />Z is for zest that I still have -- in my mind.<br /><br />I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed!!<br />May your troubles be less, your blessings more and nothing but Happiness come through your door.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-24048341002590348002007-01-16T09:01:00.000-04:002007-01-16T09:01:00.000-04:00*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel...*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.<br />Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:<br />B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C.<br />(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898<br />for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were<br />unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher<br />learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.com