tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post60258438418051422..comments2024-02-13T08:49:07.287-04:00Comments on 'Thought & Humor!': New Flat Screen - UNC Style!Professor Howdyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-6822472350549911272007-06-15T10:03:00.001-03:002007-06-15T10:03:00.001-03:00U.N.C. Student: Some people can tell the time by l...U.N.C. Student: Some people can tell the time by looking at<BR/>the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-88986065133913950612007-06-15T10:03:00.000-03:002007-06-15T10:03:00.000-03:00When a UNC grad finally got married her husband bo...When a UNC grad finally got married her husband bought her<BR/>one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest<BR/>gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything<BR/>worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon<BR/>rising, the coffee is ready." A few weeks later the UNC grad was<BR/>back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.<BR/><BR/>"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand.<BR/>Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-63712203541465744512007-06-15T09:45:00.000-03:002007-06-15T09:45:00.000-03:00UNC INVENTIONSA freezer for Eskimos.AC adapter for...UNC INVENTIONS<BR/><BR/>A freezer for Eskimos.<BR/>AC adapter for solar calculators.<BR/>Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.<BR/>Battery powered battery charger.<BR/>Battery-operated nuclear power plants.<BR/>Blinker Fluid.<BR/>Braille Drivers' Manual<BR/>Cat flap for the fridgeProfessor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.com