tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post7033010659974215416..comments2024-02-13T08:49:07.287-04:00Comments on 'Thought & Humor!': UNC Hunting!Professor Howdyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-57445121321008261552012-04-27T12:54:25.206-03:002012-04-27T12:54:25.206-03:00I love thee as I love the swell,
And hush, of ...I love thee as I love the swell,<br /> And hush, of some low strain,<br />Which bringeth, by its gentle spell,<br /> The past to life again.<br />Such is the feeling which from thee<br /> Nought earthly can allure:<br />'Tis ever link'd to all I see<br /> Of gifted--high--and pure!<br /><br />by Eliza Acton, 1799-1859Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-67146167448576871472007-06-05T12:50:00.000-03:002007-06-05T12:50:00.000-03:00thank you for your visit. The doorman of danceteri...thank you for your visit. <BR/>The doorman of danceteria alemãmoihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12925836166696028337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-37294272219138224412007-06-05T11:49:00.000-03:002007-06-05T11:49:00.000-03:00In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports...In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights ...<BR/>dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses,<BR/>balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, there was<BR/>endless ammunition. The most frequent target was the Resident Assistant.<BR/><BR/>Approaching his room one afternoon, the Resident Assistant noticed his<BR/>door was ajar. Looking up, he saw a pail of water balanced on the door's edge,<BR/>ready to fall on him. As he took down the pail and emptied it into his<BR/>sink, he thought: Those crazy guys actually thought they could fool me with<BR/>that old gag! It was then he realized that "those crazy guys" had removed<BR/>the drainpipe beneath his sink.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-30645691379429031082007-06-05T10:45:00.000-03:002007-06-05T10:45:00.000-03:00Two rules for life:1.Don't tell people everything ...Two rules for life:<BR/>1.Don't tell people everything you know.<BR/>2.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-13494782515424293862007-06-05T10:43:00.001-03:002007-06-05T10:43:00.001-03:00*Permission is hereby granted for you to change al...<B><BR/>*Permission is hereby granted for you to change all <BR/>humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought <BR/>& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution <BR/>of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another <BR/>of your choice from the list below:<BR/><BR/>1) Senate Dinosaurs <BR/>2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley<BR/>3) Any accredited high school or middle school<BR/>4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits<BR/>5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops<BR/>6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring <BR/>to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU. </B><BR/> <BR/>*******************************<BR/><B><BR/> <BR/>*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.<BR/>Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:<BR/>B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), N.U.T., A.P.E., B.R.C.<BR/>(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898<BR/>for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were<BR/>unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher<BR/>learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State. <I>UNC</I><BR/>is a trademark of Underachievers of North Carolina...<BR/> <BR/></B>Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-71054562045611543072007-06-05T10:43:00.000-03:002007-06-05T10:43:00.000-03:00The humble potato chip is more popular in America ...The humble potato chip is more popular in America than in any other<BR/>part of the world. America's favorite snack food, it is a direct<BR/>descendant of another popular potato snack, the french fry. How did it happen?<BR/><BR/>According to the popular story, a dinner guest (rumored to have been<BR/>wealthy railroad tycoon Cornelius Vanderbilt) was dining at Moon's<BR/>Lake House in Saratoga Springs, New York in 1853. He sent his french<BR/>fries back to the kitchen because they were too thick. The chef, a<BR/>Native American named George Crum, was annoyed at the guest's<BR/>complaint, so he responded by slicing the potatoes into extremely<BR/>thin sections, which he fried in oil and salted.<BR/><BR/>*From that day forward, potato chips evolved into the many forms and<BR/>varieties we have today including chips of many flavors, fat-free<BR/>potato chips cooked in high-tech synthetic chemicals, and even<BR/>artificially shaped chips pressed from potato pulp and sold in<BR/>cardboard tubes.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-45325392546865875242007-06-05T10:40:00.000-03:002007-06-05T10:40:00.000-03:00Rules of CHOCOLATE!~ If you've got melted chocolat...Rules of CHOCOLATE!<BR/><BR/>~ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it<BR/>too slowly.<BR/><BR/>~ Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &<BR/>strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.<BR/><BR/>~ The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home<BR/>from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.<BR/><BR/>~ Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll<BR/>take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.<BR/><BR/>~ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily<BR/>intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?<BR/><BR/>~ If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top<BR/>of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they<BR/>will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.<BR/><BR/>~ If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate,<BR/>is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?<BR/><BR/>~ Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.<BR/><BR/>~ Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?<BR/>A. Because no one wants to quit.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-7906233764131815022007-06-05T10:39:00.001-03:002007-06-05T10:39:00.001-03:00Computer Age-------------*What boots up must come ...Computer Age<BR/>-------------<BR/><BR/>*What boots up must come down. <BR/>*Fax is stranger than fiction. <BR/>*Don't byte off more than you can view. <BR/>*The geek shall inherit the earth. <BR/>*The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. <BR/>*Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him<BR/> to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.Professor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-437964542052755799.post-11693630558129236582007-06-05T10:39:00.000-03:002007-06-05T10:39:00.000-03:00Definitions:DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids w...Definitions:<BR/><BR/>DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.<BR/><BR/>FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the<BR/>strained carrots.<BR/><BR/>FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.<BR/><BR/>GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even<BR/>though they're sure you're not raising them right.<BR/><BR/>HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.<BR/><BR/>INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything<BR/>we say.<BR/><BR/>OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings<BR/><BR/>PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry<BR/>shoes into it.<BR/><BR/>SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.<BR/><BR/>STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and<BR/>to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.<BR/><BR/>TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.<BR/><BR/>TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make<BR/>those familiar grunting noises.<BR/><BR/>VERBAL: able to whine in words<BR/><BR/>WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your houseProfessor Howdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189934292678757335noreply@blogger.com