A UNC Freshman was walking
past an old woman on a busy
street corner in Chapel Hill,
when she said, "Son, if it is
not too much trouble, can
you see me across the street."
The young man said, "Just
a minute." Then he walked
across the street, looked
back and yelled, "Yes, I can
see you!"
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for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
As soon as I have done this - personally handed over this "fruit basket" - I'm off to Spain, with a stopover with you in Rome. My hope is that my visit with you is going to be one of Christ's more extravagant blessings. - Romans 15
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