A UNC grad stopped by a pizza
shop one night and ordered a
medium pizza. The Italian owner
asked "How would you like that
cut, in six or four pieces?
"After some thought, the UNC
student answered, "Better cut
it in four, I don't think I can eat
six pieces tonight!"
*Above demonstrates what intelligent
beautiful girls do when you send them
'T & H' jokes if they esteem you!!! 100%
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Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in Raleigh where,
ReplyDeletein the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one
stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is
granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie ---*poof*-------
you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to
be seen again.
Soooooo....A Wake Forest student of questionable looks
walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror
and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the
world."*Poof* the mirror swallows her up.
Next a rather large Duke student stands before the mirror
and says,"I think I'm the sexiest woman alive". *Poof* the
mirror swallows her.
Then, a UNC student comes in and stands
before the mirror and says, "I think...". *Poof*
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After
ReplyDeletethe checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "if you don't
do the following, your husband will surely die."
1. "Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to
work in a good mood."
2."At lunch time make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him
in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3."For dinner, fix an especially nice meal and don't burden him
with household chores."
4."Satisfy his every whim."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had said, she replied " you're going to die."
A UNC prof. filled his car with gas at a self-service
ReplyDeletegas station. After he had paid and driven away,
he realized that he had left the gas cap on top
of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure
enough, it was lost.
Well, he thought for a second and realized that
other people must have done the same thing,
and that it was worth going back to look by the
side of the road since even if he couldn't find his
own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.
Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when
he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into
place with a satisfying click.
"Great," he thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found
another one that fits. And this one's even better because
it locks ..."
Professor
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Liberal Sightings!!!! Be careful, be v-e-r-y careful....
ReplyDeleteLiberal SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a ½ horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that ½
was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since.
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Liberal SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman, KS
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Liberals IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City!
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Liberal SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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Liberal SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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Liberal SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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Liberal SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
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Liberal SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us, they REPRODUCE and they VOTE!!
This morning, I sat in my family room by the fire and looked out over the backyard, enjoying the beautiful snowfall that had covered everything in a blanket of fluffy white frosting. Taken by the beauty, I thought of how each individual snowflake is different and unique. This had me making the analogy with each of us - how every person is unique in his or her own way, but together, we cover the world with a beauty and wonder, only to be plowed away when we cause the least bit of inconvenience to anything of the slightest importance.
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Our Readers' Locations:
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drill down 5 1.00% Indiana United States United States
drill down 5 1.00% Buenos Aires Argentina Argentina
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drill down 4 0.80% Virginia United States United States
drill down 4 0.80% Jiangsu China China
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drill down 2 0.40% South Carolina United States United States
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drill down 2 0.40% Lubelskie Poland Poland
drill down 2 0.40% Montana United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Panama Panama Panama
drill down 2 0.40% Kansas United States United States
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drill down 2 0.40% West Bengal India India
drill down 2 0.40% Kentucky United States United States
drill down 2 0.40% Maharashtra India India
drill down 2 0.40% Risaralda Colombia Colombia
drill down 2 0.40% Mandaue Philippines Philippines
drill down 2 0.40% Tamil Nadu India India
drill down 2 0.40% Louisiana United States United States
drill down 1 0.20% Beijing China China
drill down 1 0.20% British Columbia Canada Canada
drill down 1 0.20% Rizal Philippines Philippines
drill down 1 0.20% Kuala Lumpur Malaysia Malaysia
drill down 1 0.20% Sao Paulo Brazil Brazil
drill down 1 0.20% Noord-brabant Netherlands
Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 500 readers around 9 P.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read in
ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that
I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI
But how can people call for help if they
don't know who to trust? And how can
they know who to trust if they haven't
heard of the One who can be trusted?
And how can they hear if nobody tells
them? - RO X:XIV
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