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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "if you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

1. "Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood."

2."At lunch time make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

3."For dinner, fix an especially nice meal and don't burden him with household chores."

4."Satisfy his every whim."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said, she replied, "you're going to die."





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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:09 AM

    Dear Howdy,

    Inside the Church of Liberalism

    Though liberalism rejects the idea of God and reviles people of faith, it bears all the attributes of a religion itself. In Godless: The Church of Liberalism, Ann Coulter throws open the doors of the Church of Liberalism, showing us:


    Its sacraments (abortion)


    Its holy writ (Roe v. Wade)


    Its martyrs (from Soviet spy Alger Hiss to cop-killer Mumia Abu Jamal)


    Its clergy (public school teachers)


    Its churches (government schools, where prayer is prohibited but condoms are free)


    Its doctrine of infallibility (as manifest in the "absolute moral authority" of such spokesmen as Cindy Sheehan and Max Cleland)


    And its cosmology (in which mankind is an inconsequential accident)

    Then, of course, there's the liberal creation myth: Charles Darwin's theory of evolution.

    For liberals, evolution is the touchstone that separates the enlightened from the benighted. It is bogus science.

    The so-called "gaps" in the theory of evolution are all there is -- Darwinism is nothing but a gap.

    After 150 years of dedicated searching into the fossil record, evolution's proponents have failed utterly to substantiate its claims. And a long line of supposed evidence, from the infamous Piltdown Man to the "evolving" peppered moths of England, has been exposed as one hoax after another. Still, liberals treat those who question evolution as religious nuts and prohibit students from hearing about real science when it contradicts Darwinism. And these are the people who say they want to keep faith out of the classroom.

    Liberals' absolute devotion to Darwinism has nothing to do with evolution's scientific validity and everything to do with their refusal to admit the possibility of God as a guiding force. They will brook no challenges to the official religion.



    Teenage girls who have abortions are twice as likely to commit suicide and are much more likely to suffer other mental-health problems


    The National Education Association -- the nation's largest teachers union -- spent over $90 million from 2004 to 2005 on (mostly liberal) political activities


    Democrats are caught up in the Abramoff lobbying scandal, too


    The Iraq war is consuming far less of the U.S. GDP than other wars in the past


    A government agency sponsored a drug conference that included a lecture titled "You Don't Have To Be Clean and Sober... Or Even Want To Be"


    The top 50% of income earners pay the vast majority of the federal income taxes, while the lowest 44% pay no federal income taxes.


    The federal government -- with your tax dollars -- subsidizes programs for kids to play golf at posh resorts


    A national survey found that Democratic professors outnumber Republican professors 3 to 1 in economics, 28 to 1 in sociology, and 30 to 1 in anthropology


    It costs more for the United States Postal Service to deliver a letter than for a gas company to deliver a gallon of gasoline to the gas station


    The federal government subsidizes yoga research

    Love,
    Ann C.

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  2. Anonymous12:20 PM

    Your Children Will Ask


    I'll have to ask my mom if I was one of those children who asked a lot of
    questions. (Chances are the verdict is clear.) Whether or not a child is
    the type whose inquisitive nature leaves her parents exhausted, children
    as a rule seem to come with questions included.

    Before the miraculous events at the Red Sea even took place, God
    instructed Moses to tell the Israelites that they were in the makings of
    what would become a festival. To a people yet bound in slavery, God
    commanded them to celebrate forever the things that were about to take
    place. And God added, "Then your children will ask, 'What does all this
    mean? What is this ceremony about?' And you will reply, 'It is the
    celebration of the LORD's Passover, for he passed over the homes of the
    Israelites in Egypt'" (Exodus 12:26-27).

    Your children will ask. According to developmental psychologists,
    children ask questions because they are curious, because they are
    interested, because they want to know, and because they believe you have
    the answer. But perhaps questions also form on the lips of our youngest
    simply because they love to ask. Inquiry is an imperative part of a
    developing young life. Yet, as adults, we may all too easily make the
    mistake that answers are all they are looking for. While nerves and
    photocytes may explain the glow of the firefly, perhaps the question was
    more accurately probing the miracle of light. We do well to remember that
    an answer can just as easily silence the wonder of inquiry as it can inform
    the curious.

    A recent study on the faith and belief of today's youth laments the
    growing inarticulacy of students when it comes to talking about what they
    believe. The study relates the language of faith to something like a
    second language in our culture. Acquiring a second language requires
    listening to others speak, studying the lessons of language, and
    practicing it until your voice is found. The researchers were troubled as
    they realized how seldom teens found opportunity to practice talking about
    their faith. They were astonished by the number of kids who reported that
    this was the first time they had been asked by an adult what they believed.
    One replied as if he was caught off guard, "I don't know. No one has ever
    asked me that before."

    Such a study offers many angles for analysis. But I often wonder if, in
    the spirit of the information age, we boast in the promise of endless and
    instant answers, all the while failing to notice that we are too soon
    interrupting questions with explanation. Perhaps an abundance of answers
    has stifled our teens' ability to probe deeply the truths and mysteries of
    faith. We seldom look for opportunities to practice talking about the
    things we cease to wonder at. Our children will ask; in our answers may
    we not interrupt their inquisitive sense of awe.

    To the children who first celebrated the Passover feast, inquiry must have
    been abounding with anticipation. The unleavened bread stood out from what
    they were used to eating, the lamb was prepared with extraordinary care,
    and the adults seemed marked by a hopeful sense of urgency. "What does
    all this mean?" would have come naturally out of eager mouths. Parents
    answered with the stir of recollection, "Today we celebrate the LORD's
    Passover, for he passed over our homes in Egypt and brought us out with
    his mighty hand." Their answer offered within it the weighted truth of
    the Exodus--and no doubt their eyes were filled with the boundless wonder
    of a child.


    Jill Carattini is senior associate writer at Ravi Zacharias
    International Ministries in Atlanta, Georgia.




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  3. Another reason for right living
    is that you know how late it is;

    time is running out. Wake up,
    for the coming of our salvation

    is nearer now than when we
    first believed.

    - Romans 13:11

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  4. It's Very Biblical To Compare Christianity
    To Romance & Vice Versa! (Analogy
    Doesn't Work For Other Religions)





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