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Let us not trample upon the hearts of others, but with noble care regard their tender feelings!
The UNC math prof saw that a sophomore wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "USA, CBS, Fox News, and the Cartoon Network!"
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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The UNC math prof saw that a sophomore wasn't paying attention in
ReplyDeleteclass. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "USA, CBS, Fox News, and the Cartoon Network!"
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground,
ReplyDeleteMrs. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the
teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly
faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up and
replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
The only cure for insomnia
ReplyDeleteis to get more sleep.