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bad news today: You know the money
I get from those little ATM machines?
It comes from MY account!"
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Dearest Friends,
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and in the end you will be wise. Many
are the plans in a man's heart, but it is
the Lord's purpose that prevails.
Sincerely,
Solomon
19P20
Eighty year old Bessie bursts into the rec room
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She holds her clenched fist in the air and saucily
announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my
hand can have a date with me tonight!!"
A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out,
"An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
Für Gott liebte so Sie und
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nur Sohn gab, der, wenn
jedermann an ihn glaubt,
sie für immer mit ihm lebt!
"Castro announced his retirement on the Internet. This is
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a blog. Probably has a MySpace page as well - Current mood:
Evil." -Craig Ferguson