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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?


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  1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay,
    they'd be bagels.

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  2. Anonymous8:31 AM

    A Lot of Stock in a Few Investments



    Now I am not much for playing board games. That's B-O-A-R-D games,
    because I usually end up bored like the other spelling. But there's this one
    game we have played over the years - it's called "Aquire" and I like it. We
    don't play it often, but my wife usually wins. (Maybe that's why we don't play
    too often.) Now in this game there are seven hotel corporations and you win
    a game by having the most valuable stock at the end. Now I think I know why
    my wife always wins. She doesn't make the mistake of buying a few stocks in
    a lot of companies which a lot of us do. You don't know which ones are
    going to take off, so you get a little in each one. She is very good at
    anticipating which company is going to grow, so she invests heavily in that
    company. She ends up with the majority in it. She gets this big bonus at
    the end of the game. Meanwhile I'm sitting there with lots of stock, but
    it's in several different companies and it just isn't worth as much as a lot
    of stock in a few companies.

    Our word for today from the Word of God comes from Philippians chapter 1
    beginning in verse 4, and Paul says, "In all my prayers for you I always
    pray with joy because of your partnership in the Gospel from the first day
    until now." Imagine being partners with the spread of the Gospel through a
    dynamo like the Apostle Paul. At the end of his letter in chapter 4 and
    beginning at verse 13, he writes about their support. He says, "I can do
    everything through Him who gives me strength, yet it was good of you to
    share in my troubles. Moreover, as you Philippians know, in the early days
    of your acquaintance with the gospel, when I set out from Macedonia, not one
    church shared with me in the matter of giving and receiving, expect you
    only: for even when I was in Thessalonica, you sent me aid again and again
    when I was in need. Not that I am looking for a gift, but I am looking for
    what may be credited to your account."

    Now these people found a piece of God's work, the Apostle Paul, and they
    invested heavily in it and they received great dividends. All of his fruit,
    all the people Paul reached; all that was credited to their account. You
    see, you and I live in a world that hits us with more causes than you could
    ever support. Think of that stack of mail you get from Christian
    organizations. Now, there's a pattern. You don't see how many things you
    could possibly support. It's a better idea to get a lot of stock in a few
    eternal investments. I remember when my wife's grandmother went home to be
    with the Lord. Her Grandma had all these records that we went through and
    we found her list of "Giving and Praying" it was called, to organizations
    she really believed in. It started out in small script. That list probably
    went back to the 1940's and then the print got larger as her eyes began to
    fail, and at the age of 99 she was still praying for and giving to those
    ministries. God laid that on her heart and here was 50 years of praying and
    50 years of canceled checks to match. She was a partner in the Gospel.

    Now in our self-focused generation, we have lost that excitement of sharing
    stock in Eternity, Inc. My friend, Jeff, is a baby boomer and he says, "I
    have decided I am drawing a line in my checkbook and that's all we really
    need to live on and from thereon I'm putting it into the work of God." Would
    you ask the Lord for a piece of his broken heart for this world, for a
    particular need, for some group, for some area of the world? I encourage you
    to ask God for a few spiritual works or people who you could really believe
    in, and pray for them and stick with those and give to them. The way to
    have a winning part in God's work on earth is to have a lot of stock in a
    few eternal investments, and what will happen is you'll be reaping those
    dividends forever.




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