1) What is the only five letter English word that has
the same pronunciation when you take away four of
it's letters?
2) I have five letters.
If you take the first and last,
I will still be the same.
Even if you take the middle letter,
I will be the same as before.
Who am I?
3)All that I see, is all that I want
Yet what I see is nothing I need
I am pleased with nothing, and so seek I must do
Until my desire is quenched, I'll never be through.
What am I?
4) I am as light as a bird and as lovely flower.
I sometime last from year to year,
and sometime but an hour.
I stop the swiftest railroad train,
I break the strongest tree
but yet I am afraid of fire.
Children play with me.
What am I?
5) I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver
in them. I also build bridges of silver and make
crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could
imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my
help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.
Who am I?
*Answers may be found below!
ANSWERS:
1) queue (*cue*) - ueue = q (*cue*)
2) empty
3) greed
4) snow
5) dentist
Yet what I see is nothing I need
I am pleased with nothing, and so seek I must do
Until my desire is quenched, I'll never be through.
What am I?
4) I am as light as a bird and as lovely flower.
I sometime last from year to year,
and sometime but an hour.
I stop the swiftest railroad train,
I break the strongest tree
but yet I am afraid of fire.
Children play with me.
What am I?
5) I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver
in them. I also build bridges of silver and make
crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could
imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my
help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.
Who am I?
*Answers may be found below!
ANSWERS:
1) queue (*cue*) - ueue = q (*cue*)
2) empty
3) greed
4) snow
5) dentist
ANSWERS:
ReplyDelete1) queue (*cue*) - ueue = q (*cue*)
2) empty
3) greed
4) snow
5) dentist
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