Why Do Men Die First?

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know... If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy. If you work too hard... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet... it's male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't... you're insensitive. If you appreciate her female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert. If you don't... you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain. If you don't... you're a slob. If she has a headache... she's tired. If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore. Bottom Line... Men die first because they want to.